2009-12-25

The Tao of Homer

Feeling lost and adrift? Gain inner peace from reading Homer. Ermm, not the Greek guy. Homer Simpson. Here are some Homeric jewels to live by.

"The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV"

"What's the point of going out? We're just going to end up back here anyway"

"Trying is the first step towards failure"

"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on"

"Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"The three little sentences that will get you through life:
No 1. Cover for me.
No 2. Oh, good idea, Boss
No 3. It was like that when I got there"


*taken from Reader's Digest April 2004

2 comments:

Najib Azmi said...

woah. 2004! back to the future betol!

hafiz said...

haha...aritu mase aku balik terengganu...ade byk RD yg aku kumpul dari dulu2...asmah bosan jadi dia bace semua...dia yg tunjuk kat aku...heh...