Friday, December 25, 2009

The Tao of Homer

Feeling lost and adrift? Gain inner peace from reading Homer. Ermm, not the Greek guy. Homer Simpson. Here are some Homeric jewels to live by.

"The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV"

"What's the point of going out? We're just going to end up back here anyway"

"Trying is the first step towards failure"

"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on"

"Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"The three little sentences that will get you through life:
No 1. Cover for me.
No 2. Oh, good idea, Boss
No 3. It was like that when I got there"


*taken from Reader's Digest April 2004

Monday, December 7, 2009

puzzling grammar questions

I found some questions in terms of grammar which really caught my interest...here are they...

1. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

2. Why do we call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in the anus?

3. Why do we say " I slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

4. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

5. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they clearly know there is not enough money?

6. Why are you "in a movie" but you're "on TV"?

7. Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

8. Why is it that 'bra' is a singular when it covers two things while 'panties' is plural when it covers only one?

9. If a person 'sing' we call him 'singer', if a person 'dance' we call him 'dancer', if a person 'play' we call him 'player', then why if a person 'rape', we don't call him 'rapper'?

anyone who have any answers or thoughts or ideas...please share them with me ;)

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

RON95 a.k.a minyak kuning

I was watching Buletin Utama just now and I just realized about the Petronas ad regarding RON95 (sorry, I know it is not a new issue, it's just that this ad is completely oblivious to me). I am not a big fan of Petronas and I would never fill up gas at any of its station. My family had many issues with Petronas since I was in primary school. And according to some of the mechanics and people who know so much about cars (petrol head), Petronas is a bad choice for anyone to fill gas. One thing that I personally found out about Petronas is that, from my experience, if you want to go further with a full tank (this is about mileage), Petronas cannot keep up with any other gas station like Shell, Esso/Mobil and BHP.



Coming back to the main issue here - RON95. When the government announced long time ago that they would replace RON92 with RON95, I always think it would be an irrelevant move. I mean, RON92 (minyak merah) is still frequently used by many road users especially in Malaysia. In our country, we don't have scrappage program. For those of you who do not know what scrappage program is, it is a government budget program to promote the replacement of old vehicles with modern vehicles. Scrappage programs generally have the dual aim of stimulating the automobile industry and removing inefficient, high emissions vehicles from the road. Recently our government announced to put this program into motion whereby any vehicles over 15 years old would have to be inspected at Puspakom every year or get a new vehicle. Of course this program would be opposed by many Malaysian road users since they are more than 2 million citizens involved in this 'problem'. Imagine 2 million vehicles over 15 years old - that's why I say that RON92 is still relevant to this day.

Another thing that was pointed out by one of the people in the ad was, RON95 is actually make you go further. I don't know with you guys, but I'm a bit baffled by that statement. I bought a motorcycle when I first came to Sabah. It is a Honda EX5. The reason on why I bought that specific bike was that it is the cheapest of all new bikes and I really hate anything second hand. I could fill up its tank full with only RM5 (using RON97, minyak hijau, the normal one that people use). I have tested the bike that if I go up to normal speed (in this case, 60-70kmph), it would go to 120 to 150km. But ever since I changed to RON95 (minyak kuning, like what they call it here in Sabah), it seems that my bike cannot even reach 100km. And this isn't just me. I only use Shell for my bike but then for those who are using Petronas, they would have the same complaint - RON95 cannot make you go further like what they claimed on tv.

Finally, one woman at the end of the ad make a statement telling us that RON95 is actually better for the environment. Now, that's what I call a lie. It may be bold for me to say things like that but I can prove to you. Picture this - although there are 2 million vehicles over 15 years old on Malaysian tarmac, there are more new cars on the road as well. And by new cars, I mean vehicles which are less than 10 years old. If you even look at your own car/bike and even your family's or parent's or friend's, most of them are using minyak hijau - RON97 before RON95 was being introduced. In our country there were only 3 types of fuel - RON97 (hijau), RON92 (merah) and diesel. RON97 is being the most environmental friendly while diesel harms Mother nature more than we could imagine. This is a fact. So, since when RON95 is better for the environment whereas people are using RON97 in which, it is much more better for our planet? I'm not making any speculation, I'm just talking using logic per se.

The only reasonable conclusion that I could come up from the reason RON95 is being introduced by our government 3 months ago is that, the government wants to take our money - as simple as that. Think again, the RON95 was being effective on 1st of September. Just one day before that, it was our independence day where our Prime Minister talked about many things especially on 1Malaysia and 'rakyat didahulukan'. The next day, came RON95 with a price of RM1.85 (5 cents higher than RON97 before that) and RON97 went up to RM2.05. Just a week after that, our beloved PM once again announced on tv that our government gained entry to the 2010 Formula 1. I'm a huge fan of F1 and I know to manage a team for one season, I repeat - one season, it would cost about 300 million pound sterling. Malaysia is not a rich country nor a developed one. We would need massive funding in order to stay in the business. I'm not making any reasoning based on inconclusive evidence nor accusing our government for sucking our money. No, my intention is only to discuss about the ineffectiveness and irrelevance RON95 - that's about it. In fact, to some extent I found that government's intention in pursuing in F1 is a good thing. But then please don't burden the citizen. Build an F1 car, build our own space shuttle or any other megastructure but don't torture us in the process.



All in all, I don't like RON95 - especially in Sabah where all petrol stations do not provide RON97 anymore. Seriously, if they still sell 'minyak hijau' here, I would stick with it for a long time.

p/s - it has been a long time since I last posted something on my blog...it feels as if I was doing a piece of academic writing...LOL

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

my year 6 and dictionary

this morning I was doing some reading with my year 6 pupils...the text was taken from the textbook...it was about animals migration...one of the examples was the Canadian geese which travel from the northern region of Canada to Mexico every year during the summer and winter...

suddenly one of my pupils asked,

"Sir, geese tu apa?"

I told them to check for the meaning in the dictionary...

not because I don't know what it means but all my year 6 pupils have dictionaries...every one of them...it's their own initiative to buy them before the start of this year...and I want them to make full use of it...don't depend on me so much like the other classes...

then I asked them,

"ok, siapa dapat apa maksud geese?"

one of the front seater replied fastly (they always compete to see who answer first)

"lihat"

I looked at him trying to guess what word he was actually looking at

"apa hal la maksud geese = lihat"

I took his dictionary and searched for the word...

...

geese lihat goose

the next thing that I could remember...I was banging my head onto the wall...

no wonder every time they asked me the meaning of a word and when I told them to look for it in the dictionary, they gave me funny answers...

Saturday, May 9, 2009

one month before the big day

It is precisely one month before the big day...hmm...couldn't really say that I'm excited or anxious...the preparations for the wedding are still going on smoothly...

I got lots of questions from some of my colleagues like 'apa perasaan dah nak kahwin?' or 'dah bersedia ke nak jadi laki orang?' and many more...to tell you the truth, I'm not ready...

Think about it, can you really be ready or prepare for something no matter if it is a small thing or big...in reality - nobody can...there is a friend of mine who told me that she doesn't want to get married just yet because she is not ready to be a wife to someone...come on, you can never be ready for anything...let say you are going to die any moments now...when the angel of death come to take your soul, can you say things like “can you give me like one more year, there's so much that I haven't achieve in my life” or “can you come back later coz I have done lots of bad things, therefore I want to seek forgiveness first”

In the end, you can never really be prepared for anything...when the time comes, you will have to face it whether you are ready or not...as for me now, I am nervous...just thinking about what will happen, the responsibility that will be on my shoulder as well as all sorts of thing a man should do, deliver and take care of once he becomes a leader of his own family...my knowledge is limited...but I’m going to learn to give my very best as a good husband and dad for my loved ones...

p/s - just a quick announcement, many of you did ask when will be the reception in Terengganu...just want to inform you that there will be NO reception in my hometown...after lots of discussion with my family, we've decided to have only one at Asmah's house in Kota Kinabalu which will be held next month in June...so sorry for any inconvenience...

Sunday, April 26, 2009

platinum...to buy or not to buy...




last week I went back to KL for my QUT graduation ceremony...at first I only took one day off because I don't want to stay there for long...but then my dad asked me to go back to Terengganu for one or two days to see my mom...so I asked permission from my GB to take three days off...

not much to tell bout the graduation...a bit sad coz not many attended...only 11 including me and I was the only boy...Nas told me he couldn't come...not sure why...but no news from Mie and Star...

I was wondering around in Centre Point Kemaman...went there to get my hair cut...suddenly, when I passed a game booth...I saw the new Pokemon Platinum...original...cost rm230...I stood there for almost 5 minutes...not sure whether I want to buy it or not...

if it were me last year, or the year before that, I would just buy it without any hesitation...but this time around, I gave it some thoughts carefully...

if I buy it, I wouldn't have the time to play...coz I brought my DS and PSP to Sabah and I haven't even touch them...they're still in my bag until today...and secondly...since it is more and less one month before my wedding, rm230 seemed quite a lot...I don't even go to mcD or kfc anymore on weekly basis like I used to before this...

so, I walked away and thought to myself...maybe next time...

Friday, February 27, 2009

in and out...up and down...

Me and my beloved Asmah just finished our kursus pra-perkahwinan last two days. Damn, it was tiring just to sit and listened to 12 ceramah in two days from 8am till 5pm. Anyway, it is useful and we’ve gotten the precious certificates to proceed with other procedures like filling in some more forms, carry out the medical test and so on.

It was the salary day yesterday. Some of the cohort 2 probably have gotten their slips. I on the other hand, still have to wait for next month to feel what it’s like to get a hold of my own pay slip. Many things need to be bought and done for the preparations of the marriage. Really can’t wait for next month.

The jemaah nazir is currently here in daerah Tuaran and Tamparuli for two or three weeks. Some of the schools have already been visited. I’m updating my fails but hopefully they wouldn’t come to my school. My penolong kanan has already being promoted and transferred to Kota Belud. So, now I’m the only English language teacher in my school. The newly appointed penolong kanan is adjusting the overall timetables and I heard the teachers have decided to let me teach English only and drop my Pendidikan Moral class. Good news eh. The catch is, I have to teach all six classes (the whole school) and after this, from 28 periods per week, I have 45 periods. S#@%