fahaman orang tua vs orang muda...

Kata orang tua...

"Kamu orang muda, tak pandai bersyukur.
Kamu lahir dalam kesenangan.
Nikmat dari titik peluh kami dahulu.
Kami melawan penjajah untuk merdeka.
Berperang dengan Jepun untuk pertahan tanah air.
Berperang dengan Cina pada 13 Mei untuk pertahankan Raja Melayu.
Pertahankan hak bumiputera.

Sanggupkah kamu serahkan negara ini kepada pendatang Cina?"



Anak muda jawap...

Kalian orang tua sudah selesa. Kalian sudah ada sebidang tanah. Kalian sudah ada sebuah rumah. Kalian sudah ada kerja, gaji dan pencen. Dahulu, kalian mengaji percuma. Kami, belum habis mengaji sudah berhutang. Habis belajar, belum tentu ada kerja. Kalau bekerja, belum tentu boleh miliki kereta, rumah, dan tanah. Mahu makan sekali sehari pun susah.

Ya, benar. Jepun sudah pulang. Inggeris sudah berundur. Namun kami dijajah oleh bangsa sendiri. Melayu korup dan khianat. Membiar bangsa sendiri hidup melarat. Dahulu, meski dijajah, kamu masih boleh memiliki rumah sendiri. Kini, meski merdeka, kami hanya mampu menyewa.

Dahulu, demi mempertahankan tanah air, kita menghalau Joseph, Donald, Mizuno, Kozumi. Kini kita hanya berdiam diri ketika tanah kita dirampas oleh Mahmud, Muhammad dan Abdullah.

Kamu pinta kami berwaspada dengan Cina dan India? Tapi kamu import Indon, Myanmar dan Bangla? Kamu minta kami waspada dengan Cina, tapi mereka lebih prihatin tentang nasib kami berbanding Melayu, bangsa sendiri. Kamu minta kami berwaspada dengan Cina, tapi Melayu itu yang merompak tanah kita. Kamu pinta kami waspada dengan Cina, tapi Melayu itu yang berdusta.

Saya masih ingat. Ketika anak Melayu bawah umur dirogol oleh pembesar Melayu, Cina yang dikutuk hari ini bangkit membela. Beliau (LGE) akhirnya dihukum penjara.

Kamu kata, Cina mahu hancurkan kita. Tapi yang dibina Melayu, roboh dan runtuh belaka. Kamu kata, Cina mahu kita binasa, tapi Melayulah yang merompak harta negara, merampas Royalti dari negeri yang mempunyai penduduk Melayu paling ramai.

Kamu kata, DAP benci Islam, tapi peruntukkan Islam dilipatganda berjuta-juta. Kamu dakwa UMNO bela Islam, tapi roboh masjid, tutup sekolah agama, sekat dakwah, batal biasiswa agama.

Kamu kata DAP rasis, ultra cina dan benci Islam, tapi Zairil Khir itu Melayu, Islam dan anak pemimpin UMNO. Lalu kami tanya, mana calon Cina dari UMNO? Mana calon Melayu dari MCA?

Kamu kata, Cina itu musuh kita. Saya tanya, jiran rumah kita siapa? Bermusuh dengan jiran bukan ajaran agama.

Kamu kata, mesti bantu Melayu kerana Cina semuanya kaya. Kami tanya, Ah Chong, penjaja sayur yang mengayuh basikal itu berbangsa apa?

Kamu kata, berpakat dengan Cina DAP haram. Kami tanya, MCA dan Chua Soi Lek itu Melayu?

Bila kami hormati Cina, kamu kata kami lupa asal usul. Yang kami ingat, kami berasal dari negara Malaysia yang berbilang bangsa, Cina, India Kadazan, Murut dan sebagainya.

Kamu kata, hanya BN yang boleh memerintah. Kami kata, Penang lebih cemerlang di bawah DAP, Selangor lebih maju di bawah PKR.

Malaysia apa yang kamu gambarkan kepada kami?

Kami inginkan Malaysia yang lebih damai. Warganya aman tanpa mengira bangsa dan keturunan. Kami tidak perlu memaki dan mengutuk Cina untuk membela Melayu. Kami anak Malaysia!

Semoga rakan-rakan Cina dan India saya tabah dalam menghadapi segelintir ultra Melayu yang nakal.

Tips Mudah Tuntutan Pelepasan Cukai

30 April adalah merupakan tarikh akhir untuk memfailkan cukai tahunan anda. Anda boleh memilih sama ada memfailkan cukai di pejabat Lembaga Hasil Dalam Negeri (LHDN) atau memilih menggunakan kemudahan e-filing. Sebagai pembayar cukai, anda biasanya mempunyai beberapa soalan di minda: "Apakah cara yang paling mudah untuk menuntut pelepasan cukai"? . Berikut adalah 8 langkah mudah untuk menuntut pelepasan cukai apabila memfailkan cukai pendapatan anda.

1. Memaksimumkan potongan untuk buku, insurans dan komputer

Dalam usaha menggalakkan tabiat membaca dalam kalangan rakyat Malaysia, Kerajaan membenarkan anda menuntut pelepasan cukai sehingga RM 1,000 ke atas pembelian buku dan majalah. Ini termasuk buku-buku elektronik yang dibeli dari Amazon.com atau Applestore Apple Inc 's. Ingat! simpan resit pembelian buku anda.

Jika potongan Kumpulan Wang Simpanan Pekerja (KWSP) tahunan anda tidak mencapai RM 6,000, anda boleh menambah jumlah KWSP dengan jumlah bayaran insurans anda. Potongan KWSP tahunan anda (ditambah dengan bayaran insurans) adalah dikecualikan cukai sehingga RM 6,000.

Anda juga boleh menuntut pelepasan cukai sehingga RM3,000 ke atas pembelian komputer, tablet atau iPad baru. Ramai yang tidak tahu bahawa iPad atau tablet dianggap komputer peribadi dan layak mendapat pelepasan cukai selagi ciri-cirinya tidak membuat panggilan telefon atau menggunakan khidmat pesanan ringkas (SMS). Walau bagaimanapun, anda hanya dibenarkan untuk menuntut pengecualian ini setiap tiga tahun sekali.

2. Anak melayakkan anda mendapat pelepasan RM 1,000.

Sekiranya anda mempunyai anak, anda berhak mendapat pelepasan sebanyak RM 1,000 bagi setiap orang anak. Anak yang diberikan pengecualian cukai adalah untuk anak-anak yang berusia 18 tahun ke bawah, anak-anak berusia 18 tahun ke atas yang masih belajar dan juga anak-anak yang kurang upaya.

p/s - lagi ramai bilangan anak, lagi besar pelepasan cukai...

3. Pembelian peralatan sukan

Anda dibenarkan untuk menfailkan pelepasan cukai bagi pembelian peralatan sukan maksimum sebanyak RM300 seperti yang ditakrifkan di bawah Akta Pembangunan Sukan 1997. Pastikan anda menyimpan resit sebagai dokumen sokongan.

Walau bagaimanapun, sila ambil perhatian bahawa keahlian pusat kecergasan dan caj sesi latihan peribadi tidak layak mendapat pelepasan cukai kerana ia tidak dikategorikan sebagai peralatan sukan.

4. Memfailkan cukai secara berasingan sekiranya anda berkahwin.

Jika anda dan pasangan mempunyai pendapatan masing-masing, pertimbangkan untuk memfailkan cukai anda secara berasingan. Langkah ini dapat mengurangkan kesan terhadap kadar cukai.

5. Pembantu Rumah bagi penjagaan khas terhadap ibu bapa anda.

Pembayar cukai juga boleh menuntut potongan cukai sehingga RM5,000 (di bawah perbelanjaan perubatan) bagi pengambilan pembantu rumah untuk ibu bapa anda yang memerlukan penjagaan khas. Walau bagaimanapun, anda perlu mendapatkan pengesahan daripada doktor bahawa ibu bapa anda memerlukan penjagaan khas.

6. Jimat elaun petrol anda bagi perjalanan ke atas tugas rasmi.

Bagi pekerja yang diberi elaun petrol untuk perjalanan yang dibuat ke atas tugas rasmi, anda boleh menuntut pengecualian cukai sehingga RM 6,000 setahun. Amalkan perancangan lebih awal dengan merekodkan perjalanan anda setiap hari dan tujuan perjalanan. Selagi perjalanan anda adalah berkaitan urusan rasmi, anda boleh membuat tuntutan dengan syarat ia tertakluk kepada elaun petrol had tahunan anda.

7. Zakat.

Sebarang potongan atau pembayaran zakat kepada Pusat Pungutan Zakat (PPZ) melayakkan anda untuk pelepasan cukai.

Nota: Buat semua umat Islam, adalah lebih baik kita mengeluarkan zakat atas segala pendapatan dan simpanan kita. Mudah-mudahan rezeki kita sentiasa diberkati Allah SWT.

8. Isytiharkan pendapatan sewa anda dan sentiasa menyimpan rekod dengan betul.

Jika anda memiliki harta yang disewakan, anda perlu mengisytiharkan pendapatan sewa tersebut. Anda akan menghadapi risiko besar jika tidak mengisytiharkan pendapatan. Contoh, sekiranya rumah anda disewakan kepada ekspatriat. Ekspatriat biasanya akan membuat tuntutan terhadap syarikat mereka dan syarikat adalah tertakluk kepada pengaudit cukai.

Akhir sekali, anda perlu jujur dan menghormati undang-undang semasa memfailkan cukai tahunan anda. Sentiasa tingkatkan pengetahuan anda terhadap maklumat pengecualian cukai seperti syarat dan kelayakan pengecualian cukai. Ingat! Simpan dan dokumenkan segala perbelanjaan anda secara terancang. Ia akan memudahkan anda untuk memfailkan cukai anda pada masa akan datang.

Maklumat diperolehi daripada: Suruhanjaya Sekuriti Malaysia

happy teacher's day

Pelik,
Hari Guru,
Adakah 1 sambutan?
Atau sekadar,
1 beban tambahan?
Guru disambut
Guru menyambut
Guru menganjur
Guru mengatur
Guru mengurus
Guru akhirnya letih bak mampus
Bukan tidak bersyukur
Tapi andai ini caranya
Tiada apa maknanya
Lebih baik kita di kelas
Meraikan dengan ikhlas
Lebih baik mengajar
Daripada lelah iktiraf dikejar.

-Faisal Abdullah-

this is a post that i copied from a friend of mine who is currently teaching in the middle of the jungle of Sabah...it's a sum up to what Teacher's Day means to me as part of being a teacher in Malaysia...hence the use of small letters for the title of this post -.-

anyway, Happy Teacher's Day to all the teachers wherever you are...

Solat di awal waktu

Setiap peralihan waktu solat sebenarnya menunjukkan perubahan tenaga alam ini yang boleh diukur dan dicerap melalui perubahan warna alam.

Rasanya fenomena perubahan warna alam adalah sesuatu yang tidak asing bagi mereka yang terlibat dalam bidang fotografi, betul tak?

WAKTU SUBUH

Sebagai contoh, pada waktu Subuh alam berada dalam spektrum warna biru muda yang bersamaan dengan frekuensi tiroid yang mempengaruhi sistem metabolisma tubuh.

Jadi warna biru muda atau waktu Subuh mempunyai rahsia berkaitan dengan penawar/rezeki dan komunikasi.

Mereka yang kerap tertinggal waktu Subuhnya ataupun terlewat secara berulang-ulang kali, lama kelamaan akan menghadapi masalah komunikasi dan rezeki.

Ini kerana tenaga alam iaitu biru muda tidak dapat diserap oleh tiroid yang mesti berlaku dalam keadaan roh dan jasad bercantum (keserentakan ruang dan masa) - dalam erti kata lain jaga daripada tidur.

Di sini juga dapat kita cungkil akan rahsia diperintahkan solat di awal waktu.

Bermulanya saja azan Subuh, tenaga alam pada waktu itu berada pada tahap optimum.

Tenaga inilah yang akan diserap oleh tubuh melalui konsep resonan pada waktu rukuk dan sujud.

Jadi mereka yang terlewat Subuhnya sebenar sudah mendapat tenaga yang tidak optimum lagi.

WAKTU ZOHOR

Warna alam seterusnya berubah ke warna hijau (Isyraq & Dhuha) dan kemudian warna kuning menandakan masuknya waktu Zohor.

Spektrum warna pada waktu ini bersamaan dengan frekuensi perut dan hati yang berkaitan dengan sistem penghadaman.

Warna kuning ini mempunyai rahsia yang berkaitan dengan keceriaan.

Jadi mereka yang selalu ketinggalan atau terlewat Zuhurnya berulang-ulang kali dalam hidupnya akan menghadapi masalah di perut dan hilang sifat cerianya.

Orang yang tengah sakit perut ceria tak?

WAKTU ASAR

Kemudian warna alam akan berubah kepada warna oren, iaitu masuknya waktu Asar di mana spektrum warna pada waktu ini bersamaan dengan frekuensi prostat, uterus, ovari dan testis yang merangkumi sistem reproduktif.

Rahsia warna oren ialah kreativiti.

Orang yang kerap tertinggal Asar akan hilang daya kreativitinya dan lebih malang lagi kalau di waktu Asar ini jasad dan roh seseorang ini terpisah (tidur la tu).

Dan jangan lupa, tenaga pada waktu Asar ni amat diperlukan oleh organ-organ reproduktif kita.

WAKTU MAGRIB

Menjelang waktu Maghrib, alam berubah ke warna merah dan di waktu ini kita kerap dinasihatkan oleh orang-orang tua agar tidak berada di luar rumah.

Ini kerana spektrum warna pada waktu ini menghampiri frekuensi jin dan iblis (infra-red) dan ini bermakna jin dan iblis pada waktu ini amat bertenaga kerana mereka resonan dengan alam.

Mereka yang sedang dalam perjalanan juga seelok-eloknya berhenti dahulu pada waktu ini (solat Maghrib dulu la) kerana banyak interferens (pembelauan) berlaku pada waktu ini yang boleh mengelirukan mata kita.

Rahsia waktu Maghrib atau warna merah ialah keyakinan, pada frekuensi otot, saraf dan tulang.

WAKTU ISYAK

Apabila masuk waktu Isyak, alam berubah ke warna Indigo dan seterusnya memasuki fasa Kegelapan.

Waktu Isyak ini menyimpan rahsia ketenteraman dan kedamaian di mana frekuensinya bersamaan dengan sistem kawalan otak.

Mereka yang kerap ketinggalan Isyaknya akan selalu berada dalam kegelisahan.

Alam sekarang berada dalam Kegelapan dan sebetulnya, inilah waktu tidur dalam Islam.

Tidur pada waktu ini dipanggil tidur delta di mana keseluruhan sistem tubuh berada dalam kerehatan.

QIAMULLAIL

Selepas tengah malam, alam mula bersinar kembali dengan warna putih, merah jambu dan seterusnya ungu di mana ianya bersamaan dengan frekuensi kelenjar pineal, pituitari, talamus dan hipotalamus.

Tubuh sepatutnya bangkit kembali pada waktu ini dan dalam Islam waktu ini dipanggil Qiamullail.

Begitulah secara ringkas perkaitan waktu solat dengan warna alam.

Manusia kini sememangnya telah sedar akan kepentingan tenaga alam ini dan inilah faktor adanya bermacam-macam kaedah meditasi yang dicipta seperti taichi, qi-gong dan sebagainya.

Semuanya dicipta untuk menyerap tenaga-tenaga alam ke sistem tubuh.

Kita sebagai umat Islam sepatutnya bersyukur kerana telah di’kurniakan’ syariat solat oleh Allah s.w.t tanpa perlu kita memikirkan bagaimana hendak menyerap tenaga alam ini.

Hakikat ini seharusnya menginsafkan kita bahawa Allah s.w.t mewajibkan solat ke atas hamba-Nya atas sifat pengasih dan penyayang-Nya sebagai pencipta kerana Dia tahu hamba-Nya ini amat-amat memerlukan-Nya.

horsepower? top speed? acceleration 0-100km/h? CO2 emisson?

I am a huge fan of Top Gear. I reckon TG have influenced me a lot on my views of cars. If you watch a lot of car shows, I guess you would agree with me that TG is not in any way similar to those shows. I recently found an article (or rather a blog) written by Jeremy Clarkson which is really interesting about cars these days. I hope you can spend some time to read it and please comment on what you think of it.
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Clarkson rails against the horsepower race

As we know, the Ferrari 250 GTO is widely regarded to be the best, most important Ferrari ever. Unfortunately, I cannot verify this, because the BBC is not rich enough to pay the insurance premium should I ever get behind the wheel. But I do know one thing. It produces just 295bhp.

So, let's just get this straight. The best car ever made in the whole of the history of the world produces fewer horsepower - a lot fewer - than a hot Ford Focus.

In the desert playground of Qatar, this, of course, is a ridiculous notion. The best car, there, is the car with the most horsepower. Horsepower is everything. Horsepower is the mechanical embodiment of your scrotum. He who has the most is the best and the strongest and the most handsome.

In the old days, it was top speed that counted - specifically, how high the numbers went on your car's speedometer. My Dad's Ford read to 120mph, so he had a bigger penis than John Forrester's dad, whose Sunbeam speedo only read to 90. In my 11-year-old head, this was a fact.

But it costs carmakers a lot of money to buy components that can handle truly high speeds, so most these days are limited to 155mph. This means everyone's genitals are the same. And it's the same story with acceleration. I remember genuinely believing that I was better than my mate because my Scirocco did 0-60 in 7.9 seconds and his Chevette HS took 8.3. Now, though, cars get to 60mph in the time nature's little foibles will let them. Nought-to-60 is no longer even remotely relevant in the schoolyard. Or the pub. Or even in Qatar. Nope. It's horsepower.

The car companies know this, which is why there's an inexorable quest to find more. The EU may be jumping up and down and pointing at polar bears and holes in the ozone layer, but while engineers know their next engine must produce nothing but daffodils, they also know that if it doesn't produce more power than the last one - which belched out a cocktail of coal and acid - they will be finished.

What's more, it must produce more than the equivalent Audi, which must produce more than the equivalent Mercedes which must produce more than the equivalent BMW and so on. However, we are now fast approaching the time when the silliness must stop.

I first noticed the problem when driving a Brabus-tuned Mercedes SL a couple of years ago. It produced 730bhp and nearly a thousand torques. These are the sort of figures that can cause a tent pole in your dish dash. But sadly, they cause even bigger issues on the road. The car was nigh-on undrivable.

Initially, I thought that maybe Brabus had had a bad day, and that it simply wasn't thought out properly, but later I tried the 660bhp AMG-tuned SL Black. And that was just as bad. It was like driving a turbocharged whale.

It rolled about when you asked it to go round a corner, and any attempt to balance the car with some throttle was futile. It was like trying to balance a screaming baby on a baseball bat.

Maybe, I thought, the chassis of the SL is simply not capable of dealing with such big numbers. It was a plausible thought. It's acar for dentists in Houston, and not steely-stomached young racers such as myself.

However, more recently, I tried the Ferrari 599 GTO, which also produces 660bhp, and that didn't work either. And the 599's chassis was most definitely not designed with Texan mouth-men in mind. It was designed, as we know, for the owners of carpet warehouses in the North so that they could pretend they were Michael Schumacher.

Well, I'll tell you what. If it even looks like rain and you pretend to be Michael Schumacher in a 599 GTO, you will end up in a tree.

Big horsepower numbers may sound enticing, but, on the road, you need some rubber in the bushes and some give in the suspension. Plus, you need tyres that won't wear out after 15 miles and steering that doesn't go from lock-to-lock in half-a-turn. And these things just fall to pieces when you introduce them to 660bhp.

Yes, I know the Bugatti Veyron works on the road, and it has a thousand horsepower. But that's why it costs a million quid. And that's how much you have to spend if you want to play high stakes in the numbers game. If you want to spend less than a million on a car, then I reckon the realistic top whack is around 600 horsepower. Plainly McLaren thinks so too, which is why their new car sits just under this magic number. So does the 458. So do all the really great cars.

So now we are in a tricky spot, because BMW and Audi and Mercedes are all selling cars that develop 500bhp. And if they continue to compete, they'll be above the 600 mark soon. And then what? Every estate agent and banker in the land will be smeared up a lamp-post.

The Germans are obviously aware of this, which is why I see they are now competing to see who can fit the most powerful stereo. Though last time I looked, it was Jag in the lead with 1,200 watts. That's enough to take your whole head off.

But we're not really interested in how loudly we can play Jeremy Vine while driving to a lunch appointment. They may as well compete by saying: "We have more gears than they do." Oh, I forgot. Lexus is already doing that.

However, we do need something to replace horsepower in our imagination, because cars with more than 600 horsepower are dangerous. And, if they're limited to 155mph anyway, completely pointless.

Decibels? I think not. We'll leave that to the homotorcyclists. Lightness? Boring. And anyway, you eventually end up back in a Citroen AX. Emissions? Oh, give me a break. You really think normal people are going to run about saying: "My dad's car produces less carbon dioxide than your dad's car".

No. I think I have it though. Price. Yes. Let's stop telling the carmakers we want more power. We have enough already. Instead, let's tell them we want to pay less money. Because, let's not forget, when it was new, the 250 GTO cost £6,000.

toyota, honda and ferrari

You might still remember about the global major news in which a few millions Toyota vehicles were recalled. It started off last year in November 2009 when the world's largest automobile maker by sales and production recalled some of its products after reports that several vehicles experienced unintended acceleration. By this time around, the number of vehicles recalled had might passed 9 millions worldwide.

At the same time, Honda, the second leading company in Japan after Toyota has also experiencing the same thing. More than half a million Honda vehicles in US were recalled because of ignition problems and airbags inflators which may expand with too much pressure.

This has given the two leading Japanese manufacturers a bad name. Consumers started to make reports, some even protest for their safety and there were others who had been victims in a number of accidents were filing for lawsuits. Sales has been declining. People also started making fun of it such as the Letterman's parody of Toyota CEO Akio Toyoda.

You might think since it was Japanese automobile, then the quality must be at the minimum level compared to European's or American's or even the top names like Lamborghini, Ferrari, Buggati. Well, think again.

You see, recently Ferrari has just launched its new addition the 458 Italia. And boy oh boy, to me it was the prettiest and the most futuristic Ferrari ever to go on sale.



This particular Ferrari is a replacement for the old F430 and it costs around £170,000 in UK, or $230,675 in the States. If any of us interested in getting one of this, you could buy one from Naza Italia in KL for RM2,000,000 ;p



Many car magazines commented it to be among one of the best and most technical super car Ferrari has produced to date. And now, this model is also known to be one of the largest super car recall ever.

Since its launch earlier this year, there are now 1,248 of 458 Italia on the road worldwide. Suddenly, 5 of them has been catching fire across the globe. Incidents have also been reported in California, Paris, China and Switzerland.

July 8, Paris - Black 458 catches fire with passerby putting blaze out with extinguisher:


July 14, Switzerland - Red 458's engine catches fire on a mountain pass:


August 18, California - Red 458 catches fire in California:


Ferrari said that and I'm going to quote "a flaw in the wheel arch on the rear of the £170,000 supercar is fitted with a special glue which is prone to melting. The fault brings the lining of the wheel-arch into contact with the hot exhaust pipe causing both the lining and the adhesive to heat up and ignite. As result of the fire the superheated aluminium body will subsequently melt"

In Malaysia, there has not been a sighting of this beautiful car burst into flame in our hot weather...well, not yet. Naza Italia said it had 14 names in its order books for the 570 bhp 4.5-litre V8 Prancing Horse. Therefore, it’s save to assume that they are all safely kept in the cool garages of Datuk and Tan Sri owners. If you know someone who has Ferrari 458 Italia and it has been destroyed as a direct result of the fault, tell them not to worry since Ferrari will take full responsibility and offered a free vehicle as soon as possible at no cost. LOL.

rusted...

wow my last post was on the 1st of March...that was 6 months ago...hurmm...it seems I just could not update my blog on regular basis anymore...not even once a month...maybe I have just been too busy...I know that you might say that you're also busy with tons of workloads...but that's not all...now I have Alyssa...and being a father is really challenging...

if my life were compared to a video game, I would say it's probably like the Demon's Soul on PlayStation 3...no, no Alyssa is not a demon alrite...she is just too cute to be something of that evil...haha...Demon's Soul is particularly noted for its high difficulty level...it's just plain difficult...I used to not like children...then again, I think I have come to a point where being a father is actually a wonderful thing...

now every time I feel so frustrated with my pupils; or I just got into an argument; or something happen to my car; or I could not beat the boss in a video game after trying over and over again; or whenever McLaren got beaten by Ferrari, (and the list goes on), when I get back home and see Alyssa smiling at me...I feel like the world around me appears to be just fine...I don't know how to describe it precisely...somehow her smile is like an elixir that can cure almost anything to me...I really love her so much...

hmm...I think I should stop blogging now and play with Alyssa...and I will try my best so that I could blog more and regularly from this day onwards...

March has arrived

OMG! OMG! March is finally here...there are so much things happening this month...

Video Games:

Final Fantasy XIII (09-03-2010)


Pokemon HeartGold SoulSilver (14-03-2010)


God of War III (16-03-2010)



Formula 1:

2010 season (14-03-2010) @ Bahrain

*McLaren MP4-25*

and not to forget, my first child is due to be born on the 16 of March...which falls on the same date as the release of God of War III...maybe if I get a boy, I will name him Kratos...hoho...lol ;p

in the meantime, I will wait patiently by finishing MGS4 which I just bought two weeks ago ^_^

The Tao of Homer

Feeling lost and adrift? Gain inner peace from reading Homer. Ermm, not the Greek guy. Homer Simpson. Here are some Homeric jewels to live by.

"The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV"

"What's the point of going out? We're just going to end up back here anyway"

"Trying is the first step towards failure"

"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on"

"Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"The three little sentences that will get you through life:
No 1. Cover for me.
No 2. Oh, good idea, Boss
No 3. It was like that when I got there"

*taken from Reader's Digest April 2004

puzzling grammar questions

I found some questions in terms of grammar which really caught my interest...here are they...

1. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

2. Why do we call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in the anus?

3. Why do we say " I slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

4. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

5. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they clearly know there is not enough money?

6. Why are you "in a movie" but you're "on TV"?

7. Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

8. Why is it that 'bra' is a singular when it covers two things while 'panties' is plural when it covers only one?

9. If a person 'sing' we call him 'singer', if a person 'dance' we call him 'dancer', if a person 'play' we call him 'player', then why if a person 'rape', we don't call him 'rapper'?

anyone who have any answers or thoughts or ideas...please share them with me ;)

RON95 a.k.a minyak kuning

I was watching Buletin Utama just now and I just realized about the Petronas ad regarding RON95 (sorry, I know it is not a new issue, it's just that this ad is completely oblivious to me). I am not a big fan of Petronas and I would never fill up gas at any of its station. My family had many issues with Petronas since I was in primary school. And according to some of the mechanics and people who know so much about cars (petrol head), Petronas is a bad choice for anyone to fill gas. One thing that I personally found out about Petronas is that, from my experience, if you want to go further with a full tank (this is about mileage), Petronas cannot keep up with any other gas station like Shell, Esso/Mobil and BHP.



Coming back to the main issue here - RON95. When the government announced long time ago that they would replace RON92 with RON95, I always think it would be an irrelevant move. I mean, RON92 (minyak merah) is still frequently used by many road users especially in Malaysia. In our country, we don't have scrappage program. For those of you who do not know what scrappage program is, it is a government budget program to promote the replacement of old vehicles with modern vehicles. Scrappage programs generally have the dual aim of stimulating the automobile industry and removing inefficient, high emissions vehicles from the road. Recently our government announced to put this program into motion whereby any vehicles over 15 years old would have to be inspected at Puspakom every year or get a new vehicle. Of course this program would be opposed by many Malaysian road users since they are more than 2 million citizens involved in this 'problem'. Imagine 2 million vehicles over 15 years old - that's why I say that RON92 is still relevant to this day.

Another thing that was pointed out by one of the people in the ad was, RON95 is actually make you go further. I don't know with you guys, but I'm a bit baffled by that statement. I bought a motorcycle when I first came to Sabah. It is a Honda EX5. The reason on why I bought that specific bike was that it is the cheapest of all new bikes and I really hate anything second hand. I could fill up its tank full with only RM5 (using RON97, minyak hijau, the normal one that people use). I have tested the bike that if I go up to normal speed (in this case, 60-70kmph), it would go to 120 to 150km. But ever since I changed to RON95 (minyak kuning, like what they call it here in Sabah), it seems that my bike cannot even reach 100km. And this isn't just me. I only use Shell for my bike but then for those who are using Petronas, they would have the same complaint - RON95 cannot make you go further like what they claimed on tv.

Finally, one woman at the end of the ad make a statement telling us that RON95 is actually better for the environment. Now, that's what I call a lie. It may be bold for me to say things like that but I can prove to you. Picture this - although there are 2 million vehicles over 15 years old on Malaysian tarmac, there are more new cars on the road as well. And by new cars, I mean vehicles which are less than 10 years old. If you even look at your own car/bike and even your family's or parent's or friend's, most of them are using minyak hijau - RON97 before RON95 was being introduced. In our country there were only 3 types of fuel - RON97 (hijau), RON92 (merah) and diesel. RON97 is being the most environmental friendly while diesel harms Mother nature more than we could imagine. This is a fact. So, since when RON95 is better for the environment whereas people are using RON97 in which, it is much more better for our planet? I'm not making any speculation, I'm just talking using logic per se.

The only reasonable conclusion that I could come up from the reason RON95 is being introduced by our government 3 months ago is that, the government wants to take our money - as simple as that. Think again, the RON95 was being effective on 1st of September. Just one day before that, it was our independence day where our Prime Minister talked about many things especially on 1Malaysia and 'rakyat didahulukan'. The next day, came RON95 with a price of RM1.85 (5 cents higher than RON97 before that) and RON97 went up to RM2.05. Just a week after that, our beloved PM once again announced on tv that our government gained entry to the 2010 Formula 1. I'm a huge fan of F1 and I know to manage a team for one season, I repeat - one season, it would cost about 300 million pound sterling. Malaysia is not a rich country nor a developed one. We would need massive funding in order to stay in the business. I'm not making any reasoning based on inconclusive evidence nor accusing our government for sucking our money. No, my intention is only to discuss about the ineffectiveness and irrelevance RON95 - that's about it. In fact, to some extent I found that government's intention in pursuing in F1 is a good thing. But then please don't burden the citizen. Build an F1 car, build our own space shuttle or any other megastructure but don't torture us in the process.



All in all, I don't like RON95 - especially in Sabah where all petrol stations do not provide RON97 anymore. Seriously, if they still sell 'minyak hijau' here, I would stick with it for a long time.

p/s - it has been a long time since I last posted something on my blog...it feels as if I was doing a piece of academic writing...LOL

my year 6 and dictionary

this morning I was doing some reading with my year 6 pupils...the text was taken from the textbook...it was about animals migration...one of the examples was the Canadian geese which travel from the northern region of Canada to Mexico every year during the summer and winter...

suddenly one of my pupils asked,

"Sir, geese tu apa?"

I told them to check for the meaning in the dictionary...

not because I don't know what it means but all my year 6 pupils have dictionaries...every one of them...it's their own initiative to buy them before the start of this year...and I want them to make full use of it...don't depend on me so much like the other classes...

then I asked them,

"ok, siapa dapat apa maksud geese?"

one of the front seater replied fastly (they always compete to see who answer first)

"lihat"

I looked at him trying to guess what word he was actually looking at

"apa hal la maksud geese = lihat"

I took his dictionary and searched for the word...

...

geese lihat goose

the next thing that I could remember...I was banging my head onto the wall...

no wonder every time they asked me the meaning of a word and when I told them to look for it in the dictionary, they gave me funny answers...

one month before the big day

It is precisely one month before the big day...hmm...couldn't really say that I'm excited or anxious...the preparations for the wedding are still going on smoothly...

I got lots of questions from some of my colleagues like 'apa perasaan dah nak kahwin?' or 'dah bersedia ke nak jadi laki orang?' and many more...to tell you the truth, I'm not ready...

Think about it, can you really be ready or prepare for something no matter if it is a small thing or big...in reality - nobody can...there is a friend of mine who told me that she doesn't want to get married just yet because she is not ready to be a wife to someone...come on, you can never be ready for anything...let say you are going to die any moments now...when the angel of death come to take your soul, can you say things like “can you give me like one more year, there's so much that I haven't achieve in my life” or “can you come back later coz I have done lots of bad things, therefore I want to seek forgiveness first”

In the end, you can never really be prepared for anything...when the time comes, you will have to face it whether you are ready or not...as for me now, I am nervous...just thinking about what will happen, the responsibility that will be on my shoulder as well as all sorts of thing a man should do, deliver and take care of once he becomes a leader of his own family...my knowledge is limited...but I’m going to learn to give my very best as a good husband and dad for my loved ones...

p/s - just a quick announcement, many of you did ask when will be the reception in Terengganu...just want to inform you that there will be NO reception in my hometown...after lots of discussion with my family, we've decided to have only one at Asmah's house in Kota Kinabalu which will be held next month in June...so sorry for any inconvenience...

platinum...to buy or not to buy...

last week I went back to KL for my QUT graduation ceremony...at first I only took one day off because I don't want to stay there for long...but then my dad asked me to go back to Terengganu for one or two days to see my mom...so I asked permission from my GB to take three days off...

not much to tell bout the graduation...a bit sad coz not many attended...only 11 including me and I was the only boy...Nas told me he couldn't come...not sure why...but no news from Mie and Star...

I was wondering around in Centre Point Kemaman...went there to get my hair cut...suddenly, when I passed a game booth...I saw the new Pokemon Platinum...original...cost rm230...I stood there for almost 5 minutes...not sure whether I want to buy it or not...

if it were me last year, or the year before that, I would just buy it without any hesitation...but this time around, I gave it some thoughts carefully...

if I buy it, I wouldn't have the time to play...coz I brought my DS and PSP to Sabah and I haven't even touch them...they're still in my bag until today...and secondly...since it is more and less one month before my wedding, rm230 seemed quite a lot...I don't even go to mcD or kfc anymore on weekly basis like I used to before this...

so, I walked away and thought to myself...maybe next time...

in and out...up and down...

Me and my beloved Asmah just finished our kursus pra-perkahwinan last two days. Damn, it was tiring just to sit and listened to 12 ceramah in two days from 8am till 5pm. Anyway, it is useful and we’ve gotten the precious certificates to proceed with other procedures like filling in some more forms, carry out the medical test and so on.

It was the salary day yesterday. Some of the cohort 2 probably have gotten their slips. I on the other hand, still have to wait for next month to feel what it’s like to get a hold of my own pay slip. Many things need to be bought and done for the preparations of the marriage. Really can’t wait for next month.

The jemaah nazir is currently here in daerah Tuaran and Tamparuli for two or three weeks. Some of the schools have already been visited. I’m updating my fails but hopefully they wouldn’t come to my school. My penolong kanan has already being promoted and transferred to Kota Belud. So, now I’m the only English language teacher in my school. The newly appointed penolong kanan is adjusting the overall timetables and I heard the teachers have decided to let me teach English only and drop my Pendidikan Moral class. Good news eh. The catch is, I have to teach all six classes (the whole school) and after this, from 28 periods per week, I have 45 periods. S#@%

after one month in Tamparuli

Now, it’s about one month since I came to Sabah. Feeling quite settled here but I still preferred to be posted at East Brisbane State School (damn, I actually miss it). Haha. Now, let me tell you something about my school. My school, SK Bundu Tahuri, Tamparuli (actually the locals here pronounce it as TampaLURI, just knew bout it recently, though I thought I misheard them in the first place...lol) is a Pedalaman 1 category and situated about 18km from Tamparuli town. To be specific, only 4km is the main road, the other 14km is a harsh and gruesome gravel road (ask Mien, he had experienced it once...heh). The thing about the road is, I have to experience it every single day going to the school. This is because, almost all teachers live outside at the town except those who come from the village nearby to the school. And since I have moved to Tuaran after two weeks here, I have to travel about 30km to school (60km altogether) every day. But it’s ok, now I’m much closer to my loved one (only 3.5km from my rented house...hehe).

I love my school (small school)...I love the staffs (they’re all Sabahans)...I love the kids (all of them are Dusun)...I love the environment (there’s a small stream just next to the field...and the school’s surrounded by green hills...and it’s quite close to Mt. Kinabalu)...I love the GB who is really considerate by letting me teaching English only...and I love that I could use my hotlink number at school (but only at two particular spots)...huhu. Well, that’s how to sum up how I feel about my school. It’s indeed a very small school. Mien and Tiqah being posted to Pedalaman 2 schools and they have about 100++ pupils but here, they’re just 42 pupils here (like for year 5, there are only 4 pupils; 2 boys and 2 girls). All of them are Christians except one year 2 girl who is a Muslim.

In shorts, I love the atmosphere at my school - it’s not too hectic like KL. Because from what I heard from a few colleagues in Semenanjung, they have been doing lots of stuff and have humungous workloads. However, after one month being here, my only job is to go inside the class and teach – that’s just about it. Until at one point I feel like this is just a mere vacation for me. But then, I realised that I should be doing something like contribute for the betterment of this school. On second thought, I’ll think about that later. As for now, I just want to enjoy my ‘vacation’ ;p

Reventon anyone?

It’s not that I love to shop online like buying stuff on the eBay. But based on my experience (oh lama gile tak dgr ni...haha), sometimes, the things you wanted or imagined did not turn out to be like that. The photos might have small note at the bottom like ‘for illustration purpose only’. But today might be different. I just stumble upon something I never could have imagined to see in my whole life. Do you know the super-powerful-and-sophisticated-yet-really-limited Lamborghini Reventon? Yup, the one that is styled to look like F22 Raptors.



Well, the thing is, when this car debuted during the 2007 Frankfurt Auto Show, they announced that only 20 will put into production. And even if I or anyone has enough money (which is about one million euro or 800,000 pound sterling), all 20 of them have already been sold. So, there goes my chance to own one of the most powerful + exclusive + expensive + stylish + limited Lamborghini in history.





But then, today, I have another chance of getting my hand on this superb car. You see, some (actually most) people get bored easily. Be it with a cheap stuff, girl / boy friend, or at anything. People like the owner of the super-rare Lambo Reventon who, after just 75 miles in his new toy, has had enough fun and decided to sell it. Either that or the credit crunch has started to eat into the high-end supercar market. I suspect the latter (haha).

So, as for me, of anyone who interested in this ‘fun toy’, and if you have more than US $ 1,900,000, you can place bid for this car. Remember, it just has one owner and the mileage is only 75 miles (120km). Don’t miss the once-in-a-lifetime-super-golden opportunity ^_^

journey to sabah

hmm...I think I should have write about this three weeks ago but I just started blogging yesterday...and also my life had been quite hectic for some time already...anyhow back to the story...when I first knew that I got posted to Sabah, things weren't go well with me...to put it simple, I don't want to go...I don't have any solid reasons whatsoever but even if I don't get to be posted back to my hometown or anywhere in Terengganu, I don't mind going other places as long as it is still in Peninsular...be it to places as high as Cameroon Highlands or as far as Langkawi (I guess that is the furthest island from Kemaman...lol)...but Borneo...hmm...I just went speechless...

My dad always reminded me to ask for Terengganu for my posting...well, he just wants me to take care and look after my mom...and he also said that don't ask for Sabah or Sarawak because it would be difficult for any of us to travel around...but when I got Sabah, my family just went "nak buat macam mana, dapat Sabah pergi je la sana"...they kinda accepted the result...meanwhile, Asmah and her family were delighted to hear the news...I was still speechless...

I thought to myself "how hard can it be?" (quoted from Jeremy Clarkson)...then worst thing did occurred - I got Keningau...for most of you who haven't had clue or any idea how Sabah's map looks like...let me put it in a simple words that you can imagine...it's far from the sea and separated with other districts by the Crocker mountain range...and so far, I was the only IPBArian who got there...



my flight from KLIA was scheduled at 2pm...but then it was delayed for one hour and a quarter...by the time we (me and the other KPLIs from all over the country) reached KK, it was already dark...there were about 140 of us and the some officers of PPD Keningau waited for us at the airport with 4 buses to take us to Keningau...from what I've heard...there are two routes to Keningau...the old road is through Tambunan and the new one passes Papar...even most of the Sabahans themselves haven't been to Keningau because of the condition of the road...for those who had been posted to area in Keningau, like my uncle about 20 years ago...it was not a pleasant journey through Tambunan...if you thought the only way to be over the cloud is by taking a plane, you are wrong...you can be above the cloud by bus if you were to take this road...and only God knows how cold it is when we reached the summit called Gunung Emas...

we arrived at Hotel Juta in Keningau at approximately 10.30pm after three and a half hours ride...everyone seemed to be very tired and sleepy...we had to register first and get the room key...I was among the last person to register (my dad kept calling me to know my whereabouts and it got me distracted)...when I wanted to register, I couldn't find my name...I went through one-by-one in the name list and my name wasn't in any of them...I was sleepy and I couldn't care less...I just told the officers in charge that my name probably had been transferred to other district (even I don't know about it...just followed my instinct)...and because of that, I got a room only to myself (the others had to share three per room)

the next day I contacted my uncle who is in Papar and told him about my situation...called Asmah to help me find out my name at the JPNS...and my dad just to make him felt uneasy (lol)...after spending quite some credit...Asmah told me that her dad found out my name was at Tamparuli...and to make thing more dramatic, the taklimat was being held at the same time but in KK...after some discussion with Keningau's officers, the asked me to check out right away and go to KK all by myself by taking a cab...and I have to pay it myself...without thinking much, I took my stuff, check out, went to taxi station, off to KK (just like that)...

arrived at KK almost two hours later (thanks to the driver who was willing to drive fast through the mountain range, and the view was spectacular...will be going there again to take some photos...heh)...I had to pay Rm120 for the cab on my own (dammit) but I was quite lucky as by the time I got to the Airport View Hotel, they were still there...I managed to catch up with Faa, Yao and Dayah but Adel has gone to Ranau already...found the person in charge and got my posting letter...the name of my school is SK Bundu Tahuri, Tamparuli (I know it sounds weird but whatever as long as I can get out of Keningau...muahahaha)...then I got sent to the PPD Tamparuli...

there were 22 new teachers at the PPD and to my surprised there were only 3 from Peninsular...not only the other 19 are Sabahans, the live nearby to the school where the can travel from their house...most of them are from Tuaran (which is 10km from Tamparuli)...the furthest might be just Kota Belud (I think about 45km...not really sure...but they can still travel from their home)...the two girls from Peninsular have relatives in Sabah, so they don't have much problems in terms of place to stay...after a long introduction about Tamparuli, here are some that I could remember ;p

- popular because of the song "Jambatan Tamparuli" ;)
- about 37 schools, 70% considered pedalaman, but only 1 school is P2
- mostly SKM (sekolah kurang murid)
- the best district in Sabah (most of the school got 100% in UPSR) [note: pressure...hmm]

after the meeting, everyone went back to their home except me...I was still tired since first time landed here the day before...really wanted to rest and sleep and eat...my uncle came to get me and took me to his house in Papar where I spend the weekend there and prepared mentally for what is about to happen the week after...anyway my first 24 hours in Sabah was really chaotic that I already need a long school break...haha...will be posted about my school on the next entry...

I need to write

okay...the best word to describe me is 'lazy'. I admit that since long ago, I am not a hardworking person, I always leave my work to the eleventh and a half hour, and during my time at Ipba/Qut, my first draft will always be my final one. I just don't like to write. I used to like playing console games and owned a PSone and PStwo (and later, an Xbox 360) but after five and a half year staying at ipba, I just didn't have access to those sort of things. So, I decided that my next hobby will be sleeping. Actually, it was because I always waited until the very last minute to do my assignment, and that got me pretty worn out the next day and therefore I went into hibernate mode for minimum half a day. But then, while sitting down trying to figure out what to do during a free time, I came into a self-realization (it suddenly came out of nowhere). After all the five and a half years at Ipba and even after being given a golden opportunity to study and live abroad, I never try to develop myself professionally. Especially in terms of language. At the end, I never write better because I still got a C for my assignment, just like what I got during the foundation year. Plus, I'm still not fluent in speaking. I could say that during 2 years abroad, I will only used English when talking to the lecturers and when I want to buy stuffs at stores. On the whole, I only hang out with my Malaysian (Malay) friends most of the time. It sadden me to think that I really messed it up and wasted the five and the half years. And now, when I look at my friends, most of them have become much more proficient and managed to develop themselves professionally. I need to become better so that I can be a better teacher and the ones that will benefit out of it are my pupils. A few days ago, while checking on everyone's facebook, I found that Jarod described himself as a person who love to write and confidently admit that he is good at it. Most of my friends blog but I didn't fancy the idea of blogging. To me, it is like writing a diary, but publicly. When I read some of their entries, I realized that some of them shouldn't be shown to everyone. Well, that is my idea of a dairy - you keep it to yourself. But if I were to be a good at writing, I need to write A LOT. Then, after giving lots of thoughts, I think that I should blog even I don't fancy the idea of it. It is one of the way that I could better myself in writing. Well, even if you (anyone) don't like to read my entries, I write just because I want to be good at it.